Friday, 20 July 2012

Morbid Funeral Shenanigans.

After watching Carrie's latest YouTube video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIa82g0CCOY) I have decided to blog how I want my funeral that will hopefully not take place any time soon. But for future references, here is Laura's Funeral Plan. (Mind you, most of this will most likely not be appropriate in 10 years time)

1) Wear something that reminds yourself of me. Made T-Shirts with my face on would be a laugh.
2) EVERYONE at the funeral must tell everyone else their favourite moment involving me. The stupider and more idiotic I am in these stories, the better.
3) Star Girl by McFly to be played please. And Hearts by Alex Day. And a song by Katy Perry, but I want Kat to choose which song.
4) A letter to Tom Fletcher inviting him to the funeral, just for the lols please. Or even just a tweet.
5) This photo of me on a cake:












6) I don't want flowers. Put them on someone else's grave to make the whole grave look lovely.
7) I want to be buried with a McFly top and photos of all the major pets that I've ever had.
8) Head bopper things/bunny ears or weird hats (like my husky/minnie mouse hats) must be worn.
9) Pringles must be eaten.
10) Amy must update my Facebook status to 'is no longer with us but thank you all for a right laugh'.
11) McFly must be mentioned.
12) Amy must email Mrs Bryson, Mrs Masters and Mrs Parker to inform them of my sad departure and to invite them to the funeral.
13) Kat, Silke, Sophie, Evelyn, Zophie and other McFly friends (that I have on Facebook) must be informed personally by someone and invited to the funeral.

That is all so far.

xox

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